A yarmulke with hair attached

Hairmulka

A Little More Coverage.

A real velvet kippah with hair sewn in. Five styles. One size fits most. Instant hair. Instant humor.

Launching soon. Join the waitlist to get first dibs on the first run.

Classic Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with short brown hair around the perimeter
Classic
Mullet Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with short front and sides and long flowing hair in back
Mullet
Afro Hairmulka: black velvet kippah surrounded by a full rounded curly hairstyle
Afro
Jerry Curls Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with long loose glossy curls
Jerry Curls
The Executive Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with swept-back blond hair
The Executive
Instant Hair. Instant Humor.One Size Fits MostFive Styles$39.99 at launch
The lineup

Find your Hairmulka.

Same kippah. Five very different personalities.

Classic Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with short brown hair around the perimeter

Classic

Distinguished. Dependable. Debatably real.

Neat, natural brown, parted like a man who still has a barber. The one you could almost wear to the office.

Launch price$39.99
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Mullet Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with short front and sides and long flowing hair in back

Mullet

Business in the front. Blessings in the back.

Short and respectable where people are looking. Long, flowing, and completely unrepentant where they are not.

Launch price$39.99
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Afro Hairmulka: black velvet kippah surrounded by a full rounded curly hairstyle

Afro

Volume. Confidence. Good on you.

A full, rounded crown of tight curls surrounding the kippah. Turns any doorway into an entrance.

Launch price$39.99
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Jerry Curls Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with long loose glossy curls

Jerry Curls

Big curls. Bigger confidence.

Loose, glossy, shoulder-grazing curls with a little bounce. Nineteen eighty-something, in the best way.

Launch price$39.99
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The Executive Hairmulka: black velvet kippah with swept-back blond hair

The Executive

Bold coverage for distinguished occasions.

A confident blond sweep, combed back and up, with the volume of a man who has never once been told no.

Launch price$39.99
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The idea

It's a yarmulke. With hair.

A kippah already covers the top of your head. We just asked it to cover a little more. Hairmulka is a proper black velvet kippah with synthetic hair sewn into the rim, so the moment it goes on, you have hair, and everyone in the room has something to talk about.

Made to be given, worn, photographed, and kept. Not a costume-shop throwaway. It should look good on the shelf and better on your uncle.

What you get

One kippah. Five heads of hair.

Every Hairmulka starts with the same black velvet kippah. The hair is stitched into the rim so it sits like a hairline, not like a wig with a hat on it.

Base
Black velvet kippah, four-panel, cotton lined
Hair
Synthetic fiber, sewn into the perimeter
Fit
One size fits most, grip band inside the rim
Weight
Light enough to forget you have hair
Box
Black, cream and gold carton. Ready to give.
Styles
Classic, Mullet, Afro, Jerry Curls, The Executive
Gift it

Because a little hair goes a long way.

The gift that keeps on covering.

BirthdaysHanukkahPurimFather's DayBachelor partiesBar and bat mitzvah giftsWhite elephantAnyone who has ever been told they have a nice-shaped head
First run

Get covered first.

We're building the first batch now. Tell us which style you'd rock and we'll make more of that one. Waitlist members get first access and launch pricing.

No payment today. We'll only email you about Hairmulka.

No payment now. No spam. Just a heads-up when Hairmulka is real and shipping.

Questions

Questions, answered.

What is Hairmulka?
A black velvet kippah with synthetic hair sewn into the rim. Put it on and you have hair. It's a novelty gift, made to look good on a shelf and better on a head.
Is this a real kippah?
Yes. The base is a standard black velvet kippah, the same kind you'd find in a Judaica shop. The hair is stitched into the perimeter, not glued on.
How does it stay on a bald head?
A soft silicone-grip band sewn inside the rim holds it in place without clips, and every box includes reusable grip pads for extra hold. Nothing sticky, nothing that pulls.
What is the hair made from?
Synthetic fiber, the same kind used in quality costume and fashion wigs. It holds its style, brushes out, and doesn't shed. Keep it away from heat.
Is one size really one size?
The kippah base fits most adult heads. If you're between sizes, the grip band does the work.
When does it ship?
The first run ships in order of the waitlist. Join it and you'll get an email with your ship date before anyone else.
What if it doesn't land?
Thirty days, unworn, in the box. Full refund. It has never happened, but the policy exists.
How do I take care of it?
Finger-comb or use a wide-tooth brush. Spot clean the velvet with a damp cloth. No hair dryers, no flat irons, no swimming pools.